– from iGoogle
How To Survive a Nuclear Attack
8. Ration your supplies. You will need to ration to survive, obviously; therefore you will eventually expose yourself to the radiation (unless you are in a specific shelter with food and water).
- Processed foods are okay to eat, so long as the container has no punctures and is relatively intact.
- Animals may be eaten but, they must be skinned carefully with the heart, liver and kidneys discarded. Try not to eat meat that is close to the bone, for bone marrow retains radiation.
Man, that’s intense. Reading that just reminded me about how I ate a horse this past weekend in Sicily. It was actually yummy too. ‘sigh’
ANYWAYS, just a few hours ago, I purchased a pamphlet on how to recite the Rosary in Italian. Now I can recite the Chaplet AND the Rosary in Italian. Who’s excited?? I AM!
this is very misleading. whoever wrote this guide neglected to mention the potential advances one could attain by consuming radioactive materials, i.e. super powers. and who wouldn’t want super powers??? … or be a giant bug?see you in june!
you, as the blogger, also failed to mentioned how you consumed the horse. cuz humerously, i pictured you running alongside one and lunging at its neck…..like a lion really.
Mmm, dove, soap. Just kidding. I concur with Alan and Gino. I miss you and love you.